Limerick: There was an Old Man of Kildare

There was an Old Man of Kildare, Who climbed into a very …

Limerick: There was a Young Person of Smyrna,

There was a Young Person of Smyrna, Whose Grandmother threatened to burn …

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Apulia

There was an Old Man of Apulia, Whose conduct was very peculiar …

Limerick: There was a Young Lady whose nose

There was a Young Lady whose nose, Was so long that it …

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Hong Kong

There was an Old Man of Hong Kong, Who never did anything …

Limerick: There was an Old Man in a boat

There was an Old Man in a boat, Who said, 'I'm afloat! …

Limerick: There was a Young Lady Whose Eyes

There was a young lady whose eyes, were unique as to colour …

Limerick: There was a Young Lady of Dorking

There was a Young Lady of Dorking, Who bought a large bonnet …

Calico Pie

Calico Pie, The little Birds fly Down to the calico tree, Their …

Imitation Of The Olden Poets

Time is a taper waning fast! Use it, man, well whilst it …

The Duck And Kangaroo

Said the Duck to the Kangaroo, "Good gracious! how you hop! Over …

The End

The End When I was One, I had just begun. When I …