A Drunken Man's Praise Of Sobriety
COME
swish
around,
my
pretty
punk,
And
keep
me
dancing
still
That
I
may
stay
a
sober
man
Although
I
drink
my
fill.
Sobriety
is
a
jewel
That
I
do
much
adore;
And
therefore
keep
me
dancing
Though
drunkards
lie
and
snore.
O
mind
your
feet,
O
mind
your
feet,
Keep
dancing
like
a
wave,
And
under
every
dancer
A
dead
man
in
his
grave.
No
ups
and
downs,
my
pretty,
A
mermaid,
not
a
punk;
A
drunkard
is
a
dead
man,
And
all
dead
men
are
drunk.